Tax The Rich!

What else is new from the leftists?

A cry rang from a galloping phalange of donkey-mounted Democrats in arage calling for “Justice!” If you touched “2” you heard “Justica!”screamed by a woman looking like Jugo Chavez in drag. “It’s SoniaSotomayer!” you yell as the nightmare rolls on and the legion thundersby. You will not awaken refreshed, but wait, this may be an opportunityin the making!

Certainly lawyers and accountants will clean up,books with titles like “Screw Washington,” “Guerilla Enterprise” and“Making It For Keeps” will be written and become non-fictionbest-sellers never to be mentioned on the pages of the federal fearing,fawning national press.

People who get rich are not stupid andthey will discover putting money in business assets, moving operationsoffshore, banking offshore and borrowing against assets instead oftaking salaries will double discretionary Dollars by eliminating taxes. If the IRS audits them, simple strategies like showing up with everylast piece of paper, spreadsheet and document, without lawyers andaccountants, but four cloves of freshly chewed garlic to banishwerewolves and vampires will deliver victory! The guys on their sidehave quotas and if getting money out of you becomes an exercise infutility they fold.

Nothing is more mind-numbing than working in a government bureau filledwith people to whom the most important thing in the room is thecalendar. They “X” every day like “lifers.” They dream of a retirementwhen they can do whatever they want. But, they’ve been in the bowels ofcorrupt organizations so long they have no dreams and like old firehorses will miss collars, neckties, panty hose and pumps. Outsized,overpowered, over-taxing governments destroy people. Nonetheless, “taxthe rich!”

Adrian Vance

2009-07-22