TSA to Double Fees for Fondling Genitalia

by John Young

Government always exempts itself from its own rules. Typically, fondling someone’s genitalia for a fee right under the eyes of government authorities would bring a charge of prostitution, but this doesn’t apply when the authorities themselves are doing the fondling.

According to an RT news story:

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It looks like the TSA finally caught on to how much Americans enjoy having their genitals fondled: the US Transportation and Security Administration wants to start charging airline passengers double on screening fees.

A proposal to double the security fee on flights originating in the United States has been given the go-ahead by the Democrat-controlled Senate and, pending full Congressional approval, could soon be coming to an airport near you. If the hike is authorized, the security fee tagged on to a round-trip airline ticket will double from $5 to $10.
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We just thought you should know.

Full story here.

2012-05-29