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    Panhandling
    Humor; Posted on: 2007-08-26 15:41:30 [ Printer friendly / Instant flyer ]

    Jose and Carlos are panhandling at the freeway off-ramp , each holding a sign. Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend. 

    Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day.

    Carlos asks Jose how he can bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day.

     

    Jose says, "Look at your sign."

    I have no work, a wife & 6 kids to support.

    "Now look at mine."  Carlos looks at Jose's sign.

    I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico

     



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