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    “We’re White, We’re Male, and We Suck!”
    Race; Posted on: 2012-05-21 06:32:55 [ Printer friendly / Instant flyer ]
    THIS has to stop. ~ Ed.

    American culture reached Peak Beta last week as three privileged white-male pundits wrote essays declaring that privileged white males suck.

    Lifelong morbidly obese bitchy lesbian Roger Ebert apparently dismantled the presumably elaborate series of pulleys and harnesses that enable him to orally service his adiposely domineering, melanin-drenched wife in order to run that half-a-mouth of his about how “Women Are Better Than Men.”



    Amazingly, Ebert became privy to this startling epiphany while watching a movie about how women are better than men. Ebert, who was apparently born without male hormones, decried “testosterone.” He intimated that men, at least the brawny ones, are as obsolete as farm animals and that women will be better suited to take command of “our emerging world economy”:

    Women are nicer than men. And the sooner more of them take positions of power, the better our chances as a species.

    Mr. Ebert has obviously never heard of Aileen Wuornos or Elizabeth Báthory.

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    News Source: Takimag.com

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