Caste Football Looks at the 2007 Jacksonville Jaguars
Posted on: 2007-10-25 13:17:14
pictured: long snapper Joe Zelenka
Is there a limit to the enthusiasm of the drunk white fans for black affletes? The Jaguars are so absurdly black every year that that the Caste System's showcase franchise may actually help bring about more of an awareness of just how racist the NFL is. What's known for sure is that the fans in Jacksonville don't have much enthusiasm for their team compared to other NFL cities.
For the third straight season there are but ten Caucasoids on Africa's Team. Jax is currently carrying two kickers, a punter and a long snapper (all white of course); subtract them and there are but six whites on the team.
Matt Jones is 6'6" and runs fast, very fast, but he has no chance to develop in Jacksonville. If he does he should be enshrined in Canton immediately. The vastly over-rated Byron Leftwich (since released) at least tried, with his terrible mechanics and accuracy, to throw to Jones occasionally, but it appears that new starter David Garrard will only throw Jones' way under extreme circumstances, Jones being the wrong color and all. Jones must wake up every day wondering why Jacksonville of all teams drafted him.
The quarterbacks are all black, as they are every season under the Jack Del Rio-Doug Williams regime. There is only one white starter out of 22 on the team besides Jones — RT Tony Pashos, who is already being made the scapegoat for the Jags' poor performance running the ball in their season opener. The favorite scapegoat for the Jaguars' passing woes — Jones of course. Center Brad Meester may or may not reclaim his starting job when he's ready to play in a couple of weeks after breaking a bone in his ankle.
Greg Estanida out of UNLV somehow made the team as a third string tight end.
The white defensive player contingent is two, both backups. Talented Rob Meier has managed to be on Jacksonville for eight years now as a tackle. Rookie Derek Landri out of Notre Dame is also a tackle.
And did we mention that the kickers and punter are white? Gotta look at the bright side!
NUMBER OF WHITE STARTERS: 2
APPROXIMATE NUMBER OF WHITE PLAYERS ON 53 MAN ROSTER: 10